You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.
I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument.
If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.
If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.
You just may be a redneck if your lawn furniture used to be your living room furniture.
You might be a redneck if the Home Shopping Channel operator recognizes your voice.
Country music is about new love and it's about old love. It's about gettin' drunk and gettin' sober. It's about leavin' and it's about comin' home. It's real music sung by real people for real people, the people that make up the backbone of this country. You can call us rednecks if you want. We're not offended, 'cause we know what we're all about. We get up and go to work, we get up and go to church, and we get up and go to war when necessary.
You might be a redneck if your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.
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