Jeff Foxworthy Quotes About Dogs

Quotes about: Dogs

• Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Funny, Dog, Baby

• You might be a redneck if your dogs name is Miller Light

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Dog, Redneck, Light

• Because criminals know that when they see a house with 2 foot tall grass, a dog on a chain, and an engine hanging from a tree, a gun lives in that house. And if you want to know what kind, just break in at 2 in the morning.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Dog, Morning, Gun

• You might be a redneck if there are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Dog, Redneck, Might

• You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Dog, Tombstone, Redneck

• You might be a redneck if your 'huntin dog' cost more than the truck you drive him around in.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Dog, Redneck, Cost

• You might be a redneck if the dog catcher calls for a backup unit when he visits your house.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Dog, Redneck, House

• You might be a redneck if your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Dog, Redneck, Watches

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