Jeff Foxworthy Quotes About Fathers

Quotes about: Fathers

• I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Funny, Graduation, Jealousy

• My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Funny, Fathers Day, Humor

  FaceBook post by Jeff Foxworthy from Jun 25, 2012

• My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do this.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Good Morning, Father, Discovery

• You might be a redneck if your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening on the lube rack.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Father, School, Redneck

  Jeff Foxworthy (2006). “No Redneck Left Behind: Facing the Real World After Gettin' Your Diploma”, p.43, Thomas Nelson Inc

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