Jeff Foxworthy Quotes About Cars

Quotes about: Cars

• You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Inspirational, Home, Redneck

• If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Funny, Home, Humor

• You might be a redneck if there are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yard.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Block, Redneck, Car

• Buying a used rental car is kind of like going to a house of ill repute looking for a wife. Anything that's been driven that hard by that many people, you really don't want to put your key in it.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Keys, People, Wife

  "Blue Collar Comedy Tour: The Movie". www.imdb.com. 2003.

• My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot!

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Grandma, Grandparent, Car

• You might be a redneck if you won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Beer, Redneck, Car

  Jeff Foxworthy (2004). “You Might Be A Redneck If ...This Is The Biggest Book You've Ever Read”, p.86, Thomas Nelson Inc

• You might be a redneck if you keep a fly swatter in the front seat of the car so you can reach your kids in the back seat of the car.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Kids, Redneck, Car

• You might be a redneck if the hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Redneck, Doors, Color

• I've got nothing against tattoos. I don't have one myself. If I did, it would be right there next to my watch. It would say "Your wife's birthday is August 2nd, your anniversary is September 18th, don't let Ron White drive your car again."

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Tattoo, White, August

  "Blue Collar Comedy Tour: One for the Road", www.imdb.com. 2006.

• You might be a redneck if people hear your car long before they see it.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Redneck, Long, People

• In my life, I have driven some crappy vehicles. But I have never been so desperate for a vehicle that I wanted a used rental car.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Car, Desperate, Driven

• My wife is like, You finally get your own TV show, you can have any kind of car you want and you get a darned truck. But my brother and I have the same kind of truck now.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Brother, Tv Shows, Wife

• You might be a redneck if your bumper sticker says, My other car is a combine.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Redneck, Car, Might

• Hell, when I was in high school, a "drive-by shooting" meant somebody had their rear end hanging out a car window!

  Jeff Foxworthy

  School, Car, Shooting

  Audio CD "Games Rednecks Play", 1995.

• You might be a redneck if you have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Redneck, Color, Ties

• If the gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot, you might be a redneck.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Redneck, Feet, Car

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