Jeff Foxworthy Quotes About Gas

Quotes about: Gas

• You might be a redneck if your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they've got the new Darrell Waltrip Budweiser wall clock.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Wall, Redneck, Wife

• You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Funny, Book, Humor

• If the gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot, you might be a redneck.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Redneck, Feet, Car

• You might be a redneck if getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Redneck, Office, Tanks

• You might be a redneck if when you run out of gas, you put gin in the gas tank.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Running, Redneck, Tanks

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