Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother - you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure you're not going to like it.
You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.
You might be a redneck if your grandmother has ever been asked to leave a bingo game because of her language.
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