Jeff Foxworthy Quotes About High School

Quotes about: High School

• I've got keys to crap I've never owned. You put all my keys together I could be a high school janitor tonight.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  School, Keys, Together

• You might be a redneck if you dated your daddy's current wife in high school.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  School, Redneck, Daddy

• You might be a redneck if... your high school basketball game got rained out.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Basketball, Rain, School

• You know, I remember Career Day in high school. I remember plumbers and lawyers... I don't remember a booth where you could sign up to learn how to shoot chickens out of a cannon at the windshield of an airplane, 'cause there would have been a line at my school to do that!

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Airplane, School, Careers

  "Have Your Loved Ones Spayed and Neutered". Album by Jeff Foxworthy, 2004.

• You might be a redneck if your mother has been involved in a fist fight at a high school sports event.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Sports, Mother, School

  Jeff Foxworthy, David Boyd (2004). “You might be a redneck if--”, Rutledge Hill Pr

• Hell, when I was in high school, a "drive-by shooting" meant somebody had their rear end hanging out a car window!

  Jeff Foxworthy

  School, Car, Shooting

  Audio CD "Games Rednecks Play", 1995.

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