Jimmy Fallon Quotes - Page 12

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• During the CPAC conference, Rand Paul told the crowd it was time for a new president and that people need to help make the change. Of course, most people agreed with him, since that's how term limits work.

  Jimmy Fallon

  People, President, Needs

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• There are reports that leaders from ISIS and al-Qaida met at a farm house in Syria last week, and agreed to work together against their common enemies. That story again: Two radical terrorist groups managed to do what two American political parties cannot.

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  Party, Isis, Two

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• I don't shoot guns. I don't know how to do that. I grew Upstate New York, so I fought with my fists.

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  New York, Gun, Hands

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• This week Bill Clinton tweeted a photo of himself reading George W. Bush's new book '41.' Then George W. Bush responded to that post on Instagram. Then John McCain said 'You two are hilarious' by telegraph.

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  Book, Reading, Two

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• The U.S. is re-establishing relations with Cuba. But before President Obama can lift the embargo, it will need approval from the Republican-controlled Congress - or as Republicans who called Obama said, 'Close, but no cigar.'

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  President, Cuba, Needs

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• During a recent interview, President Obama revealed that his favorite movie this year was 'Boyhood.' It makes sense. If there's one thing Obama can identify with, it's aging several years over the course of a couple of hours.

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  Couple, Years, President

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• In an interview, President Obama said he recently deejayed a small dance party at the White House. Obama has a lot in common with deejays. He takes requests and then completely ignores them.

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  Party, White, House

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• This week Biden said that he will decide on a potential 2016 presidential campaign by the spring or the summer. Then he said, 'Whichever comes first.'

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  Summer, Spring, Presidential

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• Facebook revealed that Ebola was the most popular Facebook topic in the U.S. this year, with the World Cup coming in sixth. So welcome to America, where even Ebola is more popular than soccer.

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  Soccer, Ebola, Years

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• The Senate came one vote short of granting approval to build the Keystone pipeline. Democrats say the pipeline could accelerate global warming. Then people who've been outside today said, 'Sounds good to me. Let's accelerate that global warming.'

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  People, Sound, Keystone Pipeline

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• A political action committee trying to raise money for a 2016 Hillary Clinton campaign is selling “Ready for Hillary” champagne glasses and Christmas ornaments. Because if one thing improves the holidays, it's drinking mixed with politics.

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  Drinking, Holiday, Glasses

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• I'm going to North Pole to help out Santa this year.

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  Years, Santa, Helping

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• I saw that on Small Business Saturday, the president went shopping at a bookstore and bought 17 books, including "The Laughing Monsters," "Being Mortal," and "Heart of Darkness." Or as the cashier put it, "You OK, man? Maybe a little 'Chicken Soup for the Presidential Soul?'

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  Book, Heart, Men

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• Vladimir Putin bribed a soccer official with a Picasso painting so he would support Russia's bid to host the 2018 World Cup. Putin was like, 'It wasn't Picasso, just picture of what his face would look like if he said no.' (Nose over here, eye up here, ear in forehead.)

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  Soccer, Eye, Russia

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• I honestly, purposely have not gone to therapy because I know some crazy stuff's going to be dragged up and, you know, I'll be like, 'Wait, what?'

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  Crazy, Waiting, Gone

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• After a six-year battle, the Senate will vote next week to begin construction on the Keystone XL pipeline, which is an oil pipeline that runs from Canada to the Gulf Coast. They're hoping the pipeline will provide enough oil to cover Kim Kardashian's next photo shoot.

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  Running, Next Week, Years

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• I just really don't like being the center of attention that much. It's kind of ironic.

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  Ironic, Attention, Center Of Attention

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• The fans were so psyched that someone was doing a movie about a Boston fan that they were giving their all.

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  Boston, Giving, Fans

  "Jimmy Fallon talks about Fever Pitch". movieweb.com. April 04, 2005.

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• Sandler's always good. Tom Hanks gave me some good advice.

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  Advice, Good Advice, Toms

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• I became a Yankees fan for a few years. But now, I gotta say, I'm really rooting for the Red Sox.

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  Yankees, Years, Fans

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• The acting director of the Secret Service, Joseph Clancy, said they may make the fence around the White House taller because of the recent security failures. When asked if he had any other ideas, he said, 'Uh, make the sidewalk lower?'

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  Ideas, White, House

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• Listening is more important than talking. Just hit your mark and believe what you say. Just listen to people and react to what they are saying.

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  Believe, Talking, People

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• Yesterday the Supreme Court lifted the ban on same-sex marriage in Kansas. They didn't give a reason for the ruling, but then again when a state is famous for a Judy Garland musical about a rainbow and a wizard who comes out of a closet, do you really need an excuse?

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  Sex, Kansas, Yesterday

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• I like doing energetic things.

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  Energetic

  "Men of the Year 2011: Showmen: Justin Timberlake and Jimmy Fallon". Interview with Lauren Bans, www.gq.com. November 14, 2011.

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• I read one chapter of a book and put it down. Thank God for Kindle.

  Jimmy Fallon

  Book, Thank God, Chapters

  "Jimmy Fallon: The New King of Late Night TV" by Jeanne Marie Laskas, www.gq.com. March 20, 2013.

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