Jimmy Fallon Quotes About Giving

Quotes about: Giving

• Oh here's an idea: let's make pictures of our internal organs and give them to other people we love on Valentine's Day. That's not weird at all.

  Jimmy Fallon

  Funny Valentines Day, Ideas, People

• I'm on so late I'm definitely the last seconds of anyone's attention. So I just want to give them something dumb to laugh at, so they go, 'That's funny,' then fall asleep.

  Jimmy Fallon

  Fall, Giving, Laughing

• The big news is the midterm elections. Last night Republicans picked up a dozen seats in the House to give them their biggest majority since World War II. Or as they put it, 'Time to party like it's 1939!'

  Jimmy Fallon

  War, Party, Night

• Honestly, I just want to keep people awake. Or at least give you one joke to go to bed with.

  Jimmy Fallon

  People, Giving, Bed

  "Jimmy Fallon Dishes on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon". Interview with B. Alan Orange, movieweb.com. February 20, 2009.

• The fans were so psyched that someone was doing a movie about a Boston fan that they were giving their all.

  Jimmy Fallon

  Boston, Giving, Fans

  "Jimmy Fallon talks about Fever Pitch". movieweb.com. April 04, 2005.

• Police in Texas arrested a man who was using the alias 'Barack Obama' while trying to steal money from 35 ATMs. They could tell something was up when a guy named Barack Obama was trying to take money from banks instead of giving it to them.

  Jimmy Fallon

  Men, Texas, Giving

• In a speech in South Carolina, Donald Trump responded to criticisms from Senator Lindsey Graham by giving out Graham's personal cellphone number. Graham knew something was up when he saw he had more than one missed call.

  Jimmy Fallon

  Numbers, Giving, Criticism

• Donald Trump's campaign has raised about $100,000 in donations during the second quarter. Which raises an important question: Who is giving Donald Trump money? That's like giving your money to a pile of money.

  Jimmy Fallon

  Giving, Important, Campaigns

• In a two-hour interview last Friday, Bruce Jenner told ABC's Diane Sawyer, 'For all intents and purposes, I'm a woman.' At which point, Joe Biden ran in and started giving Bruce a shoulder rub.

  Jimmy Fallon

  Friday, Two, Giving

• Republican candidate George Pataki said his dogs would give him the best endorsement for becoming our next president. Until they hear Chris Christie always carries bacon in his pockets. (Joke's on them, though, he's never going to give them any of that pocket bacon. It's what gets him through long meetings!)

  Jimmy Fallon

  Dog, Giving, Long

• Iran said it will give up trying to make a nuclear weapon. But it got awkward when Iran said, 'But just for Lent. We'll start again on Monday.'

  Jimmy Fallon

  Monday, Giving Up, Iran

• Arizona just became the 15th state to approve medical marijuana. So I give it three days before they stop caring about the whole immigration thing.

  Jimmy Fallon

  Caring, Marijuana, Giving

• Yesterday the Supreme Court lifted the ban on same-sex marriage in Kansas. They didn't give a reason for the ruling, but then again when a state is famous for a Judy Garland musical about a rainbow and a wizard who comes out of a closet, do you really need an excuse?

  Jimmy Fallon

  Sex, Kansas, Yesterday

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