Jimmy Fallon Quotes About Study

Quotes about: Study

• A new study found that Americans are exercising more than ever but still not losing much weight. Not good in fact, it's all I could think about on my jog to Dunkin' Donuts.

  Jimmy Fallon

  Exercise, Thinking, Weight

• John Walker Lindh, a twenty-year-old American studying in Pakistan, was captured in Northern Afghanistan fighting for the Taliban. Experts call it the worst semester abroad program ever.

  Jimmy Fallon

  Fighting, Years, Twenties

• A recent study found that people lie more when they are texting. Yeah, especially that one lie: "Sorry, just got your text!

  Jimmy Fallon

  Sorry, Lying, People

• A new study found that most people can't go 10 minutes without lying. But since the study took 20 minutes nobody knows what to believe.

  Jimmy Fallon

  Lying, Believe, People

• A new study found that students who are taught abstinence end up with better math scores. Of course, if you join the math team, the abstinence takes care of itself.

  Jimmy Fallon

  Team, Math, Care

• A new study found that a mother's diet affects her baby's allergies. Which can only mean one thing: My mom ate cats.

  Jimmy Fallon

  Mom, Mother, Baby

• According to a new study, the marijuana in Colorado is almost twice as strong as it was 20 years ago. Of course, people had some questions for the scientists, like 'How can I get your job?'

  Jimmy Fallon

  Strong, Jobs, Marijuana

• A new study found that women think men holding a guitar are more attractive, even if they are not playing it. In a related story, guys with an accordion will die alone.

  Jimmy Fallon

  Men, Thinking, Guitar

• A new study found that women gain more weight after marriage, but men gain more weight after a divorce. Yeah, the divorce usually takes place after men point out that women gained more weight after marriage.

  Jimmy Fallon

  Divorce, Men, Weight

• A recent study shows that standing at work for long periods of time is bad for you, after earlier research indicated that sitting for too long at work is bad for you. So really the only thing we know is, work is bad for you.

  Jimmy Fallon

  Long, Sitting, Research

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