Jimmy Fallon Quotes About Dogs

Quotes about: Dogs

• We have a really, really great dog. It doesn't bark. My dog almost smiles, which is weird. He's just a very happy dog.

  Jimmy Fallon

  Dog, Bark, Very Happy

  "Jimmy Fallon Interviews Jimmy Fallon". Interview with Eric Spitznagel and Peter Yang, www.menshealth.com. December 23, 2014.

• You're sitting there, with your wife and your baby and your smiling dog, and you're watching Real Housewives getting into fistfights on TV. And you go, 'How great is my life? I'm so happy right now.'

  Jimmy Fallon

  Baby, Dog, Real

  "Jimmy Fallon Interviews Jimmy Fallon". Interview with Eric Spitznagel and Peter Yang, www.menshealth.com. December 23, 2014.

• Republican candidate George Pataki said his dogs would give him the best endorsement for becoming our next president. Until they hear Chris Christie always carries bacon in his pockets. (Joke's on them, though, he's never going to give them any of that pocket bacon. It's what gets him through long meetings!)

  Jimmy Fallon

  Dog, Giving, Long

• The Department of Agriculture announced that it will ban six new strains of E. coli. Which explains why the hot dog vendor outside my building is now just selling napkins.

  Jimmy Fallon

  Dog, Agriculture, Hot

• I read that as marijuana legalization becomes more popular, it could affect the jobs of drug-sniffing dogs. Or as those dogs put it, 'Thanks, Bo Obama.'

  Jimmy Fallon

  Dog, Jobs, Marijuana

• The BP president said yesterday that the company would survive. That's like someone running over your dog and saying, 'Don't worry, my car is fine.'

  Jimmy Fallon

  Running, Dog, Yesterday

• Joe Biden was spotted with a bruise on his face that was apparently caused by his dog. I guess they collided when they both went after the same tennis ball.

  Jimmy Fallon

  Dog, Tennis, Balls

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