Erma Bombeck Quotes About Football

Quotes about: Football

• Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.

  Erma Bombeck

  Thanksgiving, Sports, Football

  "On Being Blonde: Wit and Wisdom from the World's Most Infamous Blondes". Book by Paula Munier, p. 67, September 1, 2004.

• Shopping is a woman thing. It's a contact sport like football. Women enjoy the scrimmage, the noisy crowds, the danger of being trampled to death, and the ecstasy of the purchase.

  Erma Bombeck

  Sports, Football, Shopping

• If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.

  Erma Bombeck

  Soccer, Sports, Football

  Erma Bombeck (2013). “If Life Is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits?”, p.151, Open Road Media

• The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I've ever seen that I didn't have to clean.

  Erma Bombeck

  Football, Funny Inspirational, College

• Men who have a thirty-six-tele vised-football- games-a- week-habit should be declared legally dead and their estates probated.

  Erma Bombeck

  Football, Men, Games

• It is difficult to single out one sport over another, but if I have to name one in my separation suit, it will undoubtedly be football.

  Erma Bombeck

  Sports, Football, Names

  Erma Bombeck, Bil Keane (2011). “Just Wait Till You Have Children of Your Own!”, p.112, Fawcett

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