Erma Bombeck Quotes About Today

Quotes about: Today

• With all the precautions and risks that accompany sex today, it sounds about as much fun as walking through a minefield.

  Erma Bombeck

  Funny, Sex, Humorous

• It's [motherhood] the biggest on-the-job- training program in existence today.

  Erma Bombeck

  Jobs, Motherhood, Training

  Erma Bombeck (2013). “The Erma Bombeck Collection: If Life Is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits?, Motherhood, and The Grass Is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank”, p.165, Open Road Media

• Limousines used to be reserved for the ruling class, or, on special occasions, for the working class. Today, limousines are like taxicabs with the door handles still intact.

  Erma Bombeck

  Funny, Humor, Doors

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