Erma Bombeck Quotes About Cooking

Quotes about: Cooking

• I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food

  Erma Bombeck

  Funny, Humorous, Food

• The hippopotamus is a vegetarian and looks like a wall. Lions who eat only red meat are sleek and slim. Are nutritionists on the wrong track?

  Erma Bombeck

  Wall, Food, Track

• When it comes to cooking, five years ago I felt guilty "just adding water." Now I want to bang the tube against the countertop and have a five-course meal pop out. If it comes with plastic silverware and a plate that self-destructs, all the better.

  Erma Bombeck

  Self, Years, Water

• The age of your children is a key factor in how quickly you are served in a restaurant. We once had a waiter in Canada who said, "Could I get you your check?" and we answered, "How about the menu first?"

  Erma Bombeck

  Baby, Children, Food

• Why take pride in cooking, when they don't take pride in eating?

  Erma Bombeck

  Pride, Cooking, Modern Life

• If compliments were food, I'd have starved to death 28 years ago.

  Erma Bombeck

  Years, Cooking, Compliment

• My son would walk to the refrigerator-freezer and fling both doors open and stand there until the hairs in his nose iced up. After surveying $200 worth of food in varying shapes and forms, he would declare loudly, 'There's nothing to eat!'

  Erma Bombeck

  Food, Son, Hair

• I have always felt cookbooks were fiction and the most beautiful words in the English language were 'room service.

  Erma Bombeck

  Beautiful, Cooking, Room Service

  Erma Bombeck (2011). “I Lost Everything in the Post-Natal Depression”, p.97, Fawcett

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