A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.
There's something wrong with a mother who washes out a measuring cup with soap and water after she's only measured water in it.
With all the precautions and risks that accompany sex today, it sounds about as much fun as walking through a minefield.
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