Erma Bombeck Quotes About Waiting

Quotes about: Waiting

• My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.

  Erma Bombeck

  Funny, Kids, Car

• I am always behind the shopper at the grocery store who has stitched her coupons in the lining of her coat and wants to talk about a 'strong' chicken she bought two weeks ago. The register tape also runs out just before her sub-total. In the public restroom, I always stand behind the teen-ager who is changing into her band uniform for a parade and doesn't emerge until she has combed the tassels on her boots, shaved her legs, and recovered her contact lens from the commode.

  Erma Bombeck

  Running, Strong, Two

  Erma Bombeck (2011). “I Lost Everything in the Post-Natal Depression”, p.9, Fawcett

• I hated skiing or any other sport where there was an ambulance waiting at the bottom of the hill.

  Erma Bombeck

  Sports, Waiting, Hills

  Erma Bombeck (1996). “Four of a Kind: A Suburban Field Guide”, Bbs Publishing Corporation

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