Erma Bombeck Quotes About Cars

Quotes about: Cars

• My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.

  Erma Bombeck

  Funny, Kids, Car

• He opened the jar of pickles when no one else could. He was the only one in the house who wasn't afraid to go into the basement by himself. He cut himself shaving, but no one kissed it or got excited about it. It was understood when it rained, he got the car and brought it around to the door. When anyone was sick, he went out to get the prescription filled. He took lots of pictures... but he was never in them.

  Erma Bombeck

  Daughter, Father, Cutting

• Never have more children than you have car windows.

  Erma Bombeck

  Funny, Life, Witty

• Family life got better and we got our car back - as soon as we put 'I love Mom' on the license plate.

  Erma Bombeck

  Funny, Family, Mom

• Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments.

  Erma Bombeck

  Car, Designer, Come Up

• Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.

  Erma Bombeck

  Inspirational, Witty, Happy Mothers Day

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

• I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.

  Erma Bombeck

  Inspiration, Car, Buzzards

• Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.

  Erma Bombeck

  Love, Marriage, Funny Relationship

• Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time.

  Erma Bombeck

  Car, Onions, Onion Rings

• I have finally mastered what to do with the second tennis ball. Having small hands, I was becoming terribly self-conscious about keeping it in a can in the car while I served the first one. I noted some women tucked the second ball just inside the elastic leg of their tennis panties. I tried, but found the space already occupied by a leg. Now, I simply drop the second ball down my cleavage, giving me a chest that often stuns my opponent throughout an entire set.

  Erma Bombeck

  Small Hands, Self, Space

  Erma Bombeck (2013). “If Life Is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits?”, p.50, Open Road Media

• When children reach the age of sixteen, they discover the meaning of life: car keys.

  Erma Bombeck

  Children, Keys, Car

• I firmly believe kids don't want your understanding. They want your trust, your compassion, your blinding love and your car keys, but you try to understand them and you're in big trouble.

  Erma Bombeck

  Believe, Kids, Compassion

  Erma Bombeck (2013). “If Life Is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits?”, p.110, Open Road Media

• I learned the importance of a man's chair early in life. I learned that he may love several wives, embrace several cars, be true to more than one political philosophy, and be equally committed to several careers, but he will have only one comfortable chair in his life. I learned it will be an ugly chair. It will match nothing in the entire house. It will never wear out.

  Erma Bombeck

  Philosophy, Men, Careers

• Never loan your car to anyone to whom you've given birth.

  Erma Bombeck

  Car, Birth, Loan

  Source: www.npr.org

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