Erma Bombeck Quotes About Computers

Quotes about: Computers

• Kids have little computer bodies with disks that store information. They remember who had to do the dishes the last time you had spaghetti, who lost the knob off the TV set six years ago, who got punished for teasing the dog when he wasn't teasing the dog and who had to wear girls boots the last time it snowed.

  Erma Bombeck

  Girl, Dog, Kids

• I have a theory about the human mind. A brain is a lot like a computer. It will only take so many facts, and then it will go on overload and blow up.

  Erma Bombeck

  Blow, Brain, Mind

• Before we sent kids to computer camps and told them they were having a good time, there was imagination among the human species.

  Erma Bombeck

  Funny, Humor, Kids

• Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it.

  Erma Bombeck

  Book, Getting High, Clubs

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