Bill Hicks Quotes - Page 5

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• You think when Jesus comes back, he really wants to see a cross? That's like going up to Jackie Onassis with a rifle pendant on.

  Bill Hicks

  Religious, Jesus, Thinking

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• I don't get along with anything, I really don't...I'm, I'm, maybe I'm just a, you know, incredibly tasteful human being.

  Bill Hicks

  Humans, Knows, Human Beings

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• They tell us "Rock'n'roll is the devil's music." Well, let's say we know that rock is the devil's music, and we know that it is, for sure ... At least he f-kin' jams! If it's a choice
  between eternal Hell and good tunes, and eternal Heaven and New Kids on the f-kin' Block ... I'm gonna be surfin' on the lake of fire, rockin' out.

  Bill Hicks

  Block, Kids, Fire

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• I saw...a kid on a leash. You seen these people? Kid on a leash? How horrible. Put him in the pound where he belongs.

  Bill Hicks

  Kids, People, Saws

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• How do I know the Bible isn't the word of God? Well if it was the word of God it would be clear and easy to understand...considering God was the creator of LANGUAGE!

  Bill Hicks

  Atheist, Religion, Atheism

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• While I've found many of the religious shows I've viewed over the years not to be to my liking, or in line with my own beliefs, I've never considered it my place to exert any greater type of censorship than changing the channel, or better yet - turning off the TV completely.

  Bill Hicks

  Religious, Years, Freedom Of Speech

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• The best kind of comedy to me is when you make people laugh at things they've never laughed at, and also take a light into the darkened corners of people's minds, exposing them to the light.

  Bill Hicks

  Light, Laughing, People

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• As long as one person lives in darkness then it seems to be a responsibility to tell other people.

  Bill Hicks

  Responsibility, Long, People

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• I wouldn't give Satan a snowball's chance in Hell against a woman's ego.

  Bill Hicks

  Giving, Ego, Chance

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• That's what I hate about the war on drugs. All day long we see those commercials: "Here's your brain, here's your brain on drugs", "Just Say No", "Why do you think they call it dope?" … And then the next commercial is [singing] "This Bud's for yooouuuu." C'mon, everybody, let's be hypocritical bastards. It's okay to drink your drug. We meant those other drugs. Those untaxed drugs. Those are the ones that are bad for you.

  Bill Hicks

  Hate, War, Dope

  "Flying Saucer Tour Vol. 1". Live album by Bill Hicks, 2002.

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• I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit.

  Bill Hicks

  Happiness, Laughter, Revolutionary Ideas

  Bill Hicks (2009). “Love All the People (New Edition)”, p.336, Hachette UK

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• You watch the news these days? It's unbelievable. You think you just walk out your door, you're immediately gonna be raped by some crack-addicted, AIDS-infected pitbull.

  Bill Hicks

  Thinking, Doors, Watches

  "Bill Hicks: Revelations". Documentary, Comedy, www.imdb.com. 1993.

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• I have something to tell you non-smokers that I know for a fact that you don't know, and I feel it's my duty to pass on information at all times. Ready?. . . . Non-smokers die every day . . . Enjoy your evening. See, I know that you entertain this eternal life fantasy because you've chosen not to smoke, but let me be the 1st to POP that bubble and bring you hurling back to reality . . . You're dead too.

  Bill Hicks

  Reality, Information, Evening

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• The American dream is a crock. Stop wanting everything. Everyone should wear jeans and have three T-shirts, eat rice and beans.

  Bill Hicks

  Dream, Jeans, Three

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• It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.

  Bill Hicks

  Funny, Hurt, Comedian

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• We're supposed to keep evolving. Evolution did not end with us growing opposable thumbs. You do know that, right?

  Bill Hicks

  Revolutionary Ideas, Growing, Thumbs

  "Filling Up the Hump". 1993.

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• Isn't that weird, we've made nature against the law. That's how un-natural we've become.

  Bill Hicks

  Law, Natural, Made

  "Bill Hicks: Relentless". Documentary, Comedy, 1992.

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• I...am an evolved being who deals solely with the source of light...in all of us in our own minds. No middleman required.

  Bill Hicks

  Light, Mind, Source

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• They believe the bible is the exact word of God - Then they change the bible! Pretty presumptuous, hu huh? "I think what God meant to say..."

  Bill Hicks

  Believe, Thinking, Word Of God

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• Pot is a better drug than alcohol. I'll prove it to you. You're at a ball game or a concert, and someone's really violent and agressive and obnoxious, are they drunk or are they smoking pot?

  Bill Hicks

  Marijuana, Games, Drunk

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• Life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.

  Bill Hicks

  Funny, Dream, Revolutionary Ideas

  "Bill Hicks: Sane Man". Documentary, Comedy, 1989.

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• England, where no one has guns: 14 deaths. United States...23,000 deaths from handguns. But - there's no connection.

  Bill Hicks

  Gun, United States, Connections

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• I don't like anything in the mainstream and they don't like me.

  Bill Hicks

  Funny, Humor, Revolutionary Ideas

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• I hate patriotism... I can't stand it. It's a round world last time I checked.

  Bill Hicks

  Hate, Lasts, World

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• We are losing the 'War on Drugs,' which means there's a war going on and people on drugs are winning it.

  Bill Hicks

  War, Mean, Winning

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