Bill Hicks Quotes - Page 7

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• I can speak for every guy in this room here tonight. Guys, if you could blow yourselves, ladies, you'd be in this room alone right now. Watching an empty stage.

  Bill Hicks

  Funny, Humor, Blow

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• People in the United Kingdom and outside the United States share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn't share with itself.

  Bill Hicks

  America, People, United States

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• The CIA has a plot...they've used before to get rid of world leaders. Only problem...is convincing Hussein...to fly to Dallas.

  Bill Hicks

  Leader, Dallas, Plot

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• Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn’t the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit . . . unnatural?

  Bill Hicks

  Funny, Weed, Humor

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• Good comedy helps people know they're not alone. Great comedy provides an answer.

  Bill Hicks

  People, Answers, Helping

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• People often ask me where I stand politically. It's not that I disagree with Bush's economic policy or his foreign policy, it's that I believe he was a child of Satan sent here to destroy the planet Earth. Little to the left.

  Bill Hicks

  Children, Believe, People

  "Shock and Awe". Live album by Bill Hicks, recorded in November 11, 1992 at The Oxford Playhouse, 2003.

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• What before seemed a...frustrating wall, the comic deftly and fearlessly steps through, proving the absurdity of it all.

  Bill Hicks

  Wall, Steps, Comic

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• All day long you see those commercials: 'Here's Your Brain, Just Say No'...and the next commercial is: 'This Bud's For You.'

  Bill Hicks

  Long, Brain, Bud

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• I'll tell you how to solve this abortion thing...Those unwanted babies...? Leave about 12 of them on the Supreme Court steps.

  Bill Hicks

  Baby, Abortion, Steps

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• Our next Cold War ought to be with ourselves...After all, who poses the biggest danger to the American environment? We do.

  Bill Hicks

  War, Next, Cold

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• God has this...hobby. He creates perfection. This world is not perfect. We have to learn to separate illusions from reality.

  Bill Hicks

  Reality, Perfect, Hobbies

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• A Christian will say... "I believe God created me in one day" Yeah, looks liked He rushed it.

  Bill Hicks

  Christian, Believe, One Day

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• It seems to me that there will be a point in out development or our evolution where you put your guns aside.

  Bill Hicks

  Gun, Development, Evolution

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• I'm very tired of staring out into your vacant faces looking back at me. Wanting to fill your empty lives with humor you couldn't possibly think of yourself... Good evening!

  Bill Hicks

  Tired, Thinking, Empty Life

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• Be yourself on stage. Nobody else can be you and you have the law of supply and demand covered.

  Bill Hicks

  Being Yourself, Law, Demand

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• I was just down in Dallas, Texas...the Assassination Museum...it's really accurate, you know, 'cause Oswald's not in it.

  Bill Hicks

  Museums, Texas, Dallas

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• ....All drugs should be legal. War is wrong. The rich get richer. The poor get poorer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

  Bill Hicks

  War, Drug, Rich

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• I wish I could meet a Christian who would proselytize to me, but they keep running away from me. I wanna talk to you all.

  Bill Hicks

  Christian, Running, Wish

  "Shock and Awe". Stand-up show, Live album, 2003.

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• Sixteen years I've pounded my head against the mentality of America, which...I'd say it's about an 8th grade emotional level.

  Bill Hicks

  Emotional, Years, America

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• I just have one of those faces. People come up to me and say, 'What's wrong?' Nothing. 'Well, it takes more energy to frown than it does to smile.' Yeah, you know it takes more energy to point that out than it does to leave me alone?

  Bill Hicks

  Funny, Humor, People

  "Bill Hicks: Relentless". Documentary, Comedy, 1992.

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• The world's like a ride in a fairground & when you choose to go on it you think it's real, that's how powerful our minds are

  Bill Hicks

  Powerful, Real, Thinking

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• Your denial is beneath you, and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you.

  Bill Hicks

  Funny, Humor, Drug

  Bill Hicks (2009). “Love All the People (New Edition)”, p.102, Hachette UK

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• Truly, the only stupid people I've ever met, the most absolutely clueless, are the very people that produce television.

  Bill Hicks

  Stupid, Clueless, People

  Bill Hicks (2009). “Love All the People (New Edition)”, p.310, Hachette UK

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• To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a big mistake.

  Bill Hicks

  Weed, Mistake, Marijuana

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• Rock stars against drugs--that's what we want, isn't it? Government-approved rock-n-roll? Woo! We're partying now!

  Bill Hicks

  Stars, Party, Rocks

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