Bill Hicks Quotes About Children

Quotes about: Children

• Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children.

  Bill Hicks

  Funny, Jobs, Children

• People often ask me where I stand politically. It's not that I disagree with Bush's economic policy or his foreign policy, it's that I believe he was a child of Satan sent here to destroy the planet Earth. Little to the left.

  Bill Hicks

  Children, Believe, People

  "Shock and Awe". Live album by Bill Hicks, recorded in November 11, 1992 at The Oxford Playhouse, 2003.

• I am available for children's parties, by the way.

  Bill Hicks

  Children, Party, Way

  Bill Hicks (2009). “Love All the People (New Edition)”, p.87, Hachette UK

• In Australia...they celebrate Easter the same...by telling our children a giant bunny rabbit...left chocolate eggs in the night

  Bill Hicks

  Easter, Children, Night

• This is the idea that has made me...an anonymous figure in America...If you have children here tonight...they are NOT special.

  Bill Hicks

  Children, Ideas, America

• It's not that I disagreed with Bush's economic policy... I believed he was a child of Satan here to destroy the planet.

  Bill Hicks

  Children, Satan, Economic

• Rock stars hawking Diet Cokes--are demons set loose on the Earth to lower the standards for the perfect & holy children of God!

  Bill Hicks

  Stars, Children, Rocks

• ...I just want to be free of the fears and anxieties and the superstitions of religion. An 'avenging GOD'? One who created Hell for those who don't believe? I thought we were the perfect and holy children of GOD? How could any limits possibly be put upon us? Hell.. really? I'm sorry, but... no. Wrong. You're wrong. That's an insane GOD and therefore not mine. Because, see, GOD would be very sane, don't you get it?

  Bill Hicks

  Sorry, Children, Believe

• I was over in Australia during Easter, which was really interesting. You know, they celebrate Easter the exact same way we do, commemorating the death and resurrection of Jesus by telling our children that a giant bunny rabbit left chocolate eggs in the night. Now I wonder why we're f-ked up as a race. I've read the Bible. I can't find the word "bunny" or "chocolate" anywhere in the f-king book.

  Bill Hicks

  Jesus, Easter, Kings

  "Filling Up the Hump". Audio bootleg, 1993.

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