Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children.
Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the Weather.
I don't like anything in the mainstream and they don't like me.
I'm a heavy smoker. I go through two lighters a day.
I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, 'My dad can beat up your dad.' I'd say 'Yeah? When?'
The best kind of comedy to me is when you make people laugh at things they've never laughed at, and also take a light into the darkened corners of people's minds, exposing them to the light.
I don't do drugs anymore... than, say, the average touring funk band.
The definition of black irony is Pro-lifers killing Doctors who do abortions
'Where's Bill going?' He's going to comedy death. Boom! He pops out of it with another joke. It's my particular style.
When two or more people agree on an issue, I form on the other side.
Let me tell you about gays in the military. I don't want any gay people hanging around me while I'm killing kids. I just don't want to see it.
Good comedy helps people know they're not alone. Great comedy provides an answer.
Let's do some comedy. I always like to add some comedy to my show. Those who've seen me before might know that.
Writing, acting, music, comedy. A deep love of literature and books. Thank God for all the artists who've helped me.
[Comedy] is an escape from illusions. The audience is...thinking, 'This bullshit we see and hear all day makes no sense.'
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