Bill Hicks Quotes About Drugs

Quotes about: Drugs

• If you want to understand a society, take a good look at the drugs it uses. And what can this tell you about American culture? Well, look at the drugs we use. Except for pharmaceutical poison, there are essentially only two drugs that Western civilization tolerates: Caffeine from Monday to Friday to energize you enough to make you a productive member of society, and alcohol from Friday to Monday to keep you too stupid to figure out the prison that you are living in.

  Bill Hicks

  Friday, Monday, Stupid

• If you don't think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD's and burn them.

  Bill Hicks

  Thinking, Cds, Political

• I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution.

  Bill Hicks

  Believe, Drug, Growing

• It's not a war on drugs, it's a war on personal freedom.

  Bill Hicks

  War, Drug, Personal Freedom

• I loved when Bush came out and said, 'We are losing the war against drugs.' You know what that implies? There's a war being fought, and the people on drugs are winning it.

  Bill Hicks

  Funny, War, Humor

  Bill Hicks at the "Just For Laughs" Comedy Festival in Montreal, Quebec, Canada, 1990.

• Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the Weather.

  Bill Hicks

  Funny, Dream, Witty

  "Sane Man". Documentary, Comedy, 1989.

• Why do we put people who are on drugs in jail? They're sick, they're not criminals. Sick people don't get healed in prison. You see? It makes no sense.

  Bill Hicks

  Jail, People, Sick

  "Rant in E-Minor". Comedy album by Bill Hicks, 1997.

• Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn’t the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit . . . unnatural?

  Bill Hicks

  Funny, Weed, Humor

• Your denial is beneath you, and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you.

  Bill Hicks

  Funny, Humor, Drug

  Bill Hicks (2009). “Love All the People (New Edition)”, p.102, Hachette UK

• No, I don't do drugs anymore, either. But I'll tell you something about drugs. I used to do drugs, but I'll tell you something honestly about drugs, honestly, and I know it's not a very popular idea, you don't hear it very often anymore, but it is the truth: I had a great time doing drugs. Sorry. Never murdered anyone, never robbed anyone, never raped anyone, never beat anyone, never lost a job, a car, a house, a wife or kids, laughed my ass off, and went about my day.

  Bill Hicks

  Jobs, Sorry, Kids

• I don't do drugs anymore... than, say, the average touring funk band.

  Bill Hicks

  Funny, Humor, Average

• not all drugs are good.. some of them are great

  Bill Hicks

  Drug

• If ur going to have a war on drugs, have them against ALL drugs, including alcohol, the number one offender.

  Bill Hicks

  War, Numbers, Alcohol

• Rock stars against drugs--that's what we want, isn't it? Government-approved rock-n-roll? Woo! We're partying now!

  Bill Hicks

  Stars, Party, Rocks

• That's why I always recommend a psychedelic experience because it makes you realize that all you've learned is in fact just learned and not necessarily the truth.

  Bill Hicks

  Drug, Facts, Psychedelic

• Pot is a better drug than alcohol. I'll prove it to you. You're at a ball game or a concert, and someone's really violent and agressive and obnoxious, are they drunk or are they smoking pot?

  Bill Hicks

  Marijuana, Games, Drunk

• I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution. OK, not the most popular idea ever expressed. Either that or you're all real high and agreeing with me in the only way you can right now. (Starts blinking)

  Bill Hicks

  Real, Believe, Ideas

• ....All drugs should be legal. War is wrong. The rich get richer. The poor get poorer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

  Bill Hicks

  War, Drug, Rich

• We are losing the 'War on Drugs,' which means there's a war going on and people on drugs are winning it.

  Bill Hicks

  War, Mean, Winning

• That's what I hate about the war on drugs. All day long we see those commercials: "Here's your brain, here's your brain on drugs", "Just Say No", "Why do you think they call it dope?" … And then the next commercial is [singing] "This Bud's for yooouuuu." C'mon, everybody, let's be hypocritical bastards. It's okay to drink your drug. We meant those other drugs. Those untaxed drugs. Those are the ones that are bad for you.

  Bill Hicks

  Hate, War, Dope

  "Flying Saucer Tour Vol. 1". Live album by Bill Hicks, 2002.

• I've had good times on drugs...bad times on drugs...But I've had good and bad relationships...and I'm not giving up pussy.

  Bill Hicks

  Giving Up, Bad Relationship, Drug

• I can't believe a war against drugs when they have anti-drug commercials on TV all day long followed by This Bud is for you.

  Bill Hicks

  War, Believe, Long

• How dare you have wino tell me not to do drugs.

  Bill Hicks

  Drug, Winos, Dare

  Bill Hicks (2009). “Love All the People (New Edition)”, p.102, Hachette UK

• Marijuana: a drug that kills … no one – and let's put it in a time frame – ever. Illegal.

  Bill Hicks

  Marijuana, Drug, Illegal

  "Salvation". Stand-up show, Live album, 2005.

• The war on drugs to me is absolutely phoney, its so obviously phoney, ok? It's a war against our civil rights, that's all it is. They're using it to make us afraid to go out at night, afraid of each other, so that we lock ourselves in our homes and they get suspending our rights one by one.

  Bill Hicks

  War, Home, Night

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