People often ask me where I stand politically. It's not that I disagree with Bush's economic policy or his foreign policy, it's that I believe he was a child of Satan sent here to destroy the planet Earth. Little to the left.
Speaking of Satan, I was watching Rush Limbaugh the other day.
Christianity has a built-in defense system: anything that questions a belief, no matter how logical the argument is, is the work of Satan by the very fact that it makes you question a belief. It's a very interesting defense mechanism and the only way to get by it -- and believe me, I was raised Southern Baptist -- is to take massive amounts of mushrooms, sit in a field, and just go, "Show me.".
I wouldn't give Satan a snowball's chance in Hell against a woman's ego.
It's not that I disagreed with Bush's economic policy... I believed he was a child of Satan here to destroy the planet.
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