Bill Hicks Quotes - Page 6

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• Man, the Beatles were so high, they let Ringo sing a coupla tunes. Tell me they weren't partyin'.

  Bill Hicks

  Men, Tunes, Ringo

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• The role of the comedian is to say 'Wait a minute' when a consensus starts to form.

  Bill Hicks

  Waiting, Comedian, Roles

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• So, it's good to be here, wherever I am.

  Bill Hicks

  Bill Hicks (2009). “Love All the People (New Edition)”, p.94, Hachette UK

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• I used to drink, I did, I had to quit. Man, I was an embarrassing drunk. I'd get pulled over by the cops, I'd be so drunk I'd be out dancing to their lights thinking I'd made it to another club.

  Bill Hicks

  Men, Thinking, Light

  "Bill Hicks: Sane Man". Documentary, Comedy, 1989.

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• Just one thing I know for sure, chicks dig jerks.

  Bill Hicks

  Jerk, Chicks, Knows

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• It's hard to have a relationship in this business...it's gonna take a very special woman...or a bunch of average ones.

  Bill Hicks

  Average, Special, Bunch

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• You know we armed Iraq. I wondered about that too, you know during the Persian Gulf war those intelligence reports would come out: "Iraq: incredible weapons - incredible weapons." How do you know that? "Uh, well... we looked at the receipts."

  Bill Hicks

  Funny, War, Humor

  "Revelations". Documentary, Comedy, 1993.

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• You ever noticed how people who believe in Creationism look really un-evolved? You ever noticed that? Eyes real close together, eyebrow ridges, big furry hands and feet. "I believe God created me in one day". Yeah, looks like He rushed it

  Bill Hicks

  Real, Believe, Eye

  Bill Hicks (2009). “Love All the People (New Edition)”, p.147, Hachette UK

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• Humanity is just a virus with shoes.

  Bill Hicks

  Shoes, Humanity, Viruses

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• I get a kick out of being an outsider constantly. It allows me to be creative.

  Bill Hicks

  Bullying, Revolutionary Ideas, Creative

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• Women priests. Great, great. Now there's priests of both sexes I don't listen to.

  Bill Hicks

  Funny, Atheist, Sex

  "The Church of England can no longer continue as an arm of the state" by Suzanne Moore, www.theguardian.com. November 21, 2012.

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• What kind of people are these with such low self-esteem that they need a war to feel better about themselves?

  Bill Hicks

  War, Self Esteem, Feel Better

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• I smoke to fill the potholes in my soul

  Bill Hicks

  Funny, Humor, Soul

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• People always snap and think they're Jesus. How come no one ever snaps and thinks they're Buddha?

  Bill Hicks

  Jesus, Thinking, People

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• Is it my business if somebody wants to burn a flag?...No, it's not...That's called logic and it'll help us all evolve.

  Bill Hicks

  Flags, Want, Helping

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• What strikes me as funny about Elvis is that all the impersonators choose to do the Vegas Elvis; not the young, cool guy, always the bloated fool.

  Bill Hicks

  Vegas, Guy, Strikes

  "Love All the People".

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• A lotta Christians wear crosses 'round their necks; do you think if Jesus comes back he ever wants to see another cross?

  Bill Hicks

  Christian, Jesus, Thinking

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• Marijuana: a drug that kills … no one – and let's put it in a time frame – ever. Illegal.

  Bill Hicks

  Marijuana, Drug, Illegal

  "Salvation". Stand-up show, Live album, 2005.

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• "Smoking may cause fetal injury or premature birth." ... I found my brand. Just don't get the ones that say, "Lung Cancer."

  Bill Hicks

  Cancer, Smoking, Warning

  "Bill Hicks: Sane Man". Documentary, Comedy, 1989.

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• My voice was not heard, the questions were not asked that I wanted to see asked.

  Bill Hicks

  Voice, Heard, Wanted

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• We really are All One....this is the very philosophy that has kept me virtually anonymous in America for fifteen years.

  Bill Hicks

  Philosophy, Years, America

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• I smoke. If this bothers anyone, I suggest you look around at the world in which we live and shut your f-kin' mouth.

  Bill Hicks

  Looks, World, Mouths

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• I was always 'awake'...Some part of me clamoring for NEW insights and NEW ways to make the world a better place.

  Bill Hicks

  World, Way, Insight

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• I can't believe a war against drugs when they have anti-drug commercials on TV all day long followed by This Bud is for you.

  Bill Hicks

  War, Believe, Long

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• I've had seven balls of light come off a UFO...explain to me telepathically we are all one and there's no such thing as death.

  Bill Hicks

  Light, Balls, Seven

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