Mitch Hedberg Quotes About Children

Quotes about: Children

• Every book is a children's book if the kid can read!

  Mitch Hedberg

  Funny, Children, Book

  "Mitch All Together". Live album by Mitch Hedberg, December 9, 2003.

• My sister Wendy has a husband and two children, and they have a family photo on top of the VCR, where they're all looking slightly to the left. As though something is going on over there! I guess something happened over to the left that made everybody happy! Except my sister is cross-eyed, so she can't quite pull it off. One eye is right-on.

  Mitch Hedberg

  Funny, Children, Husband

• I don't have any children, but if I had a baby, I would have to name it, so I would get a baby-naming book. Or I would invite somebody over who had a cast on.

  Mitch Hedberg

  Baby, Children, Book

  "Mitch All Together". Live Album by Mitch Hedberg, 2003.

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