Mitch Hedberg Quotes About Girlfriends

Quotes about: Girlfriends

• I don't have a girlfriend. I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

  Mitch Hedberg

  Girl, Mad, Get Real

  "Comedy Central Presents: Mitch Hedberg". TV Series, www.imdb.com. 1999.
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  I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.

  Mitch Hedberg

  Funny, Girlfriend, Mad

• My girlfriend is named Lynn. She spells her name "Lynn". My old girlfriend's name is Lyn, too, but she spells it "Lyn". Every now and then I screw up, I call my new girlfriend by my old girlfriend's name, and she can tell because I don't say "n" as long.

  Mitch Hedberg

  Funny, Girlfriend, Humor

• I've never been to a hotel with a rotating restaurant on top, but one time I took my girlfriend to a merry-go-round, and I gave her a burrito.

  Mitch Hedberg

  Funny, Girlfriend, Humor

• I got in an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent. That's a bad place for an argument, because I tried to walk out, and had to slam the flap.

  Mitch Hedberg

  Girlfriend, Tents, Argument

• My girlfriend works at Hooters. In the kitchen.

  Mitch Hedberg

  Funny, Girlfriend, Humor

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