Mitch Hedberg Quotes About Sports

Quotes about: Sports

• People think I'm into sports because I'm a man. But I'm not into sports. I like Gatorade, but that's about as far as it goes. By the way, you don't have to be sweaty and play basketball to enjoy Gatorade. You can just be a thirsty dude. Gatorade forgets about this demographic!

  Mitch Hedberg

  Funny, Basketball, Sports

• One time I was forced to go to the doctors because of a sports accident. Herpes.

  Mitch Hedberg

  Funny, Sports, Humor

• Yeah, I'm not into sports. If someone told me I had athlete's foot, I'd say that's not my foot!

  Mitch Hedberg

  Funny, Sports, Athlete

• I'm not into sports. I mean...I like Gatorade, but that's as far as it goes.

  Mitch Hedberg

  Sports, Mean, Gatorade

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