Mitch Hedberg Quotes About Rice

Quotes about: Rice

• Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.

  Mitch Hedberg

  Funny, Food, Humor

• I don't want to have my face on the cover of a Wheaties box. I wanna have my face on the cover of a Rice Krispies box. "Snap, Krackle, Mitch and Pop"!

  Mitch Hedberg

  Funny, Humor, Want

• I like rice. Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2000 of something picketing, but I don't know how to show it.

  Mitch Hedberg

  Want, Hungry, Shows

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