Mitch Hedberg Quotes About Sleep

Quotes about: Sleep

• A burrito is a sleeping bag for ground beef.

  Mitch Hedberg

  Sleep, Beef, Bags

  Live album: "Do You Believe in Gosh?", September 9, 2008.

• I was going to stay overnight at my friend's house - he said, "you'll have to sleep on the floor." Damn gravity! You don't know how bad I wanted to sleep on the wall.

  Mitch Hedberg

  Funny, Wall, Sleep

• I hate dreaming because when you want to sleep, you want to sleep. Dreaming is work. Next thing you know, I have to build a go-cart with my ex-landlord.

  Mitch Hedberg

  Dream, Hate, Sleep

• If you can't sleep, count sheep. Don't count endangered animals. You will run out.

  Mitch Hedberg

  Funny, Running, Humor

• A sleeping bag is a tortilla for a human.

  Mitch Hedberg

  Funny, Humor, Sleep

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