Mark Twain Quotes About Wine

• One holds a bottle of red wine by the neck, a woman by the waist, and a bottle of champagne by the derriere.

  Mark Twain

  Wine, Bottles, Red

• Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.

  Mark Twain

  Drinking, Wine, Scotch

  Mark Twain (2014). “Mark Twain on Common Sense: Timeless Advice and Words of Wisdom from America's Most-Revered Humorist”, p.37, Skyhorse Publishing, Inc.

• My books are like water; those of the great geniuses are wine. (Fortunately) everybody drinks water.

  Mark Twain

  Book, Wine, Water

• Nothing agrees with me. If I drink coffee, it gives me dyspepsia; if I drink wine, it gives me the gout; if I go to church, it gives me dysentery.

  Mark Twain

  Coffee, Wine, Giving

• There are no standards of taste in wine... Each man's own taste is the standard, and a majority vote cannot decide for him or in any slightest degree affect the supremacy of his own standard.

  Mark Twain

  Food, Wine, Men

  Mark Twain (194?). “Mark Twain's notebook”

• You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label.

  Mark Twain

  Drinking, Wine, Labels

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

• High and fine literature is wine, and mine is only water; but everybody likes water.

  Mark Twain

  Wine, Water, Likes

  Mark Twain (2004). “The Letters of Mark Twain”, p.30, 1st World Publishing

• Wine is a clog to the pen, not an inspiration.

  Mark Twain

  Inspiration, Wine, Pens

  Mark Twain (1977). “Life as I Find it: Essays, Sketches, and Tales, the Majority of which are Now Published in Book Form for the First Time”, HarperCollins Publishers

• Good wine needs no bush; a jug is the thing.

  Mark Twain

  Wine, Jugs, Needs

  Mark Twain (1972). “Everyone's Mark Twain”

• The Germans are exceedingly fond of Rhine wines; they are put up in tall, slender bottles, and are considered a pleasant beverage. One tells them from vinegar by the label.

  Mark Twain

  Wine, Labels, Bottles

  Mark Twain (2016). “A Tramp Abroad”, p.85, Xist Publishing

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