When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.
A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother.
My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.
Always obey your parents - when they are present.
My parents were neither very poor nor conspicuously honest.
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