Mark Twain Quotes About Saints

• All saints can do miracles, but few of them can keep a hotel.

  Mark Twain

  Miracle, Saint, Hotel

  Mark Twain (2014). “Mark Twain on Common Sense: Timeless Advice and Words of Wisdom from America's Most-Revered Humorist”, p.30, Skyhorse Publishing, Inc.

• Of the 417 commandments, only a single one of the 417 has found ministerial obedience; multiply and replenish the earth. To it sinner & saint, scholar & ignoramus, Christian & savage are alike loyal.

  Mark Twain

  Christian, Atheism, Saint

• My father was a Saint Bernard, my mother was a Collie, but I am a Presbyterian.

  Mark Twain

  Mother, Dog, Father

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