MUSTANG, n. An indocile horse of the western plains. In English society, the American wife of an English nobleman.
Beauty, n: the power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.
LEAD, n. A heavy blue-gray metal much used in giving stability to light lovers - particularly to those who love not wisely but other men's wives.
UXORIOUSNESS, n. A perverted affection that has strayed to one's own wife.
Dance, v.i. To leap about to the sound of tittering music, preferably with arms about your neighbor's wife or daughter. There are many kinds of dances, but all those requiring the participation of the two sexes have two characteristics in common: they are conspicuously innocent, and warmly loved by the vicious.
PRE-ADAMITE, n. One of an experimental and apparently unsatisfactory race of antedated Creation. . . . Little its known of them beyond the fact that they supplied Cain with a wife and theologians with a controversy.
The wife, or bitter half.
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