Religion. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable.
MAMMON, n. The god of the world's leading religion. The chief temple is in the holy city of New York.
Scriptures - The sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based.
NIRVANA- In the Buddhist religion, a state of pleasurable annihilation awarded to the wise, particularly to those wise enough to understand it.
Pray: To ask the laws of the universe to be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.
Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.
Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man - who has no gills.
Faith: Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel.
EVANGELIST, n. A bearer of good tidings, particularly (in a religious sense) such as assure us of our own salvation and the damnation of our neighbors.
RUBBISH, n. Worthless matter, such as the religions, philosophies, literatures, arts and sciences of the tribes infesting the regions lying due south from Boreaplas.
BATH, n. A kind of mystic ceremony substituted for religious worship, with what spiritual efficacy has not been determined.
PALACE, n. A fine and costly residence, particularly that of a great official. The residence of a high dignitary of the Christian Church is called a palace; that of the Founder of his religion was known as a field, or wayside. There is progress.
JOSS-STICKS- Small sticks burned by the Chinese in their pagan tomfoolery, in imitation of certain sacred rites of our holy religion.
MONSIGNOR- A high ecclesiastical title, of which the Founder of our religion overlooked the advantages.
INADMISSIBLE- Not competent to be considered. Hearsay evidence is inadmissible ... but there is no religion in the world that has any other basis than hearsay evidence.
Prejudice - a vagrant opinion without visible means of support.
Christian - One who follows the teachings of Christ insofar as they are not inconsistent with a life of sin.
Infidel, n. In New York, one who does not believe in the Christian religion; in Constantinople, one who does.
Irreligion - the principal one of the great faiths of the world.
THEOSOPHY, n. An ancient faith having all the certitude of religion and all the mystery of science.
RITE, n. A religious or semi-religious ceremony fixed by law, precept or custom, with the essential oil of sincerity carefully squeezed out of it.
ORTHODOX, n. An ox wearing the popular religious joke.
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