Ambrose Bierce Quotes About Clarinet

• Clarinet n. An instrument of torture operated by a person with cotton in his ears. There are two instruments worse than a clarinet – two clarinets.

  Ambrose Bierce

  Two, Ears, Cotton

• There are two instruments worse than a clarinet - two clarinets.

  Ambrose Bierce

  Two, Instruments, Clarinet

• The clarinet is a musical instrument the only thing worse than which is two.

  Ambrose Bierce

  Two, Musical, Instruments

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