LANGUAGE, n. The music with which we charm the serpents guarding another's treasure.
PIANO, n. A parlor utensil for subduing the impenitent visitor. It is operated by depressing the keys of the machine and the spirits of the audience.
PRESIDE, v. To guide the action of a deliberative body to a desirable result. In Journalese, to perform upon a musical instrument; as, "He presided at the piccolo."
NOISE, n. A stench in the ear. Undomesticated music. The chief product and authenticating sign of civilization.
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