Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.
Corporation: An ingenious device for obtaining profit without individual responsibility.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
Photograph: a picture painted by the sun without instruction in art.
Faith: Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel.
Adolescence: A stage between infancy and adultery.
What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do it.
Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern school where football is taught.
Conversation: A fair for the display of the minor mental commodities, each exhibitor being too intent upon the arrangement of his own wares to observe those of his neighbor.
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