UNIVERSALIST, n. One who forgoes the advantage of a Hell for persons of another faith.
Christian, n.: one who believes that the New Testament is a divinely inspired book admirably suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbor.
Faith: Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel.
DELUSION, n. The father of a most respectable family, comprising Enthusiasm, Affection, Self-denial, Faith, Hope, Charity and many other goodly sons and daughters.
REPENTANCE, n. The faithful attendant and follower of Punishment. It is usually manifest in a degree of reformation that is not inconsistent with continuity of sin.
LECTURER, n. One with his hand in your pocket, his tongue in your ear and his faith in your patience.
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