To the eye of failure success is an accident.
EMOTION, n. A prostrating disease caused by a determination of the heart to the head. It is sometimes accompanied by a copious discharge of hydrated chloride of sodium from the eyes.
TELESCOPE, n. A device having a relation to the eye similar to that of the telephone to the ear, enabling distant objects to plague us with a multitude of needless details. Luckily it is unprovided with a bell summoning us to the sacrifice.
ORTHOGRAPHY, n. The science of spelling by the eye instead of the ear.
Age, with his eyes in the back of his head, thinks it wisdom to see the bogs through which he has floundered.
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