NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.
What is a democrat? One who believes that the republicans have ruined the country. What is a republican? One who believes that the democrats would ruin the country.
Opposition, n. In politics the party that prevents the government from running amuck by hamstringing it.
Suddenly to change one's opinions and go over to another party. The most notable flop on record was that of Saul of Tarsus, who has been severely criticised as a turn-coat by some of our partisan journals.
I never said all Democrats were saloonkeepers. What I said was that all saloonkeepers are Democrats.
A hollow edifice erected for the habitation of man, rat, mouse, beetle, cockroach, fly, mosquito, flea, bacillus, and microbe.
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