Milton Berle Quotes About Teaching

Quotes about: Teaching

• For every studen with a spark of brilliance, there are about ten with ignition trouble.

  Milton Berle

  Education, Teaching, Intelligence

• The human brain is special. It starts working as soon as you get up and it doesn't stop until you get to school.

  Milton Berle

  Education, Teaching, School

• When I was in school, one of my teachers was crazy about me. I once heard her tell another teacher, "I wish he was my kid for one day!"

  Milton Berle

  Education, Teacher, Crazy

• Some kids want to know why the teachers get paid when it's the kids who have to do all the work.

  Milton Berle

  Education, Teacher, Teaching

• It was a tough school. The kids on the debating team took steroids!

  Milton Berle

  Education, Team, Teaching

• One teacher recently retired with a half-million dollars after 30 years of working hard, caring, dedicating herself and totally immensing herself in the problems of the students. That gave her $50. The rest of the money came from the death of a rich uncle.

  Milton Berle

  Education, Teacher, Uncles

• Nowadays, when a speaker tells the graduates that the future is theirs--is that a promise or a threat?

  Milton Berle

  Education, Teaching, Promise

• I just read about a schoolteacher who got hurt. She was grading papers on a curve!

  Milton Berle

  Hurt, Teaching, Curves

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