Folk who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign.
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.
Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is.
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