If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
Committee - a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours.
The problem with life is, by the time you can read women like a book, your library card has expired.
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.
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