They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.
I wanted to get the guy who works next to me in the office something he really wants, but how do you wrap up a saloon?
The Post Office is very careful nowadays. When they get a package marked "Fragile," they throw it underhand.
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