Milton Berle Quotes About Mothers

Quotes about: Mothers

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  If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

  Milton Berle

  Funny, Mothers Day, Hilarious

• I really doubt whether evolution ever works, how then come Mothers have only two hands

  Milton Berle

  Mother, Hands, Two

• My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry.

  Milton Berle

  Mother, Valentine, Heart

• On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse.

  Milton Berle

  Mother, Valentine, Flower

• I bought an ideal gift for my mother-in-law - a battery-operated mouth.

  Milton Berle

  Christmas, Mother, Law

• I bought my mother-in-law a beautiful chair for Christmas, but she won't let me plug it in.

  Milton Berle

  Christmas, Beautiful, Mother

• We inherit a lot from our parents: mom's eyes, dad's chin, and the attitude of whichever parent isn't punishing you at the moment. All of those things we have our mom's to thank for."If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?"

  Milton Berle

  Mom, Mother, Attitude

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