I bought my son an indestructible toy. Yesterday he left it in the driveway. It broke my car.
She wanted an Italian sports car - with the sport still in it.
A man is hit by a car while crossing a Beverly Hills street. A woman rushes to him and cradles his head in her lap, asking, Are you comfortable? The man answers, I make a nice living.
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