My sister-in-law found a real surprise in her stockings - my brother.
My wife and I were shopping for the whole family. In the music department my wife said, "Let's get your nephew a set of drums. That's what your brother did to us last year."
My brother applied for work, but was told by the company that it had more employees than it needed. My brother said, "Don't worry. The little bit of work I do won't be noticed !!!"
I have a brother who is afraid to go to sleep, he dreams he's working.
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