Most attorneys practice law because it gives them a grand and glorious feeling. You give them a grand - and they feel glorious.
Every year my boss used to give me a bottle of expensive brandy because I'd told him that my doctor suggested a drink once in a while. This year my boss gave me the name of a new doctor.
I made a terrible mistake last Christmas. My wife made me swear that I wouldn't give her a fancy gift. And I didn't.
My wife can't figure out what to buy me. What do you give a man who's had everything up to here?
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