Milton Berle Quotes About Son

Quotes about: Son

• My son has a big Christmas problem - what do you buy for a father who has everything and you're using it?

  Milton Berle

  Funny, Christmas, Money

• My son asked for very little - a kickstand, with a motorcycle attached.

  Milton Berle

  Christmas, Son, Motorcycle

• My son gave me a nice bottle of cologne - Eau de Owe.

  Milton Berle

  Christmas, Nice, Son

• There are a lot of things money can't buy. Not one of them is on my son's list.

  Milton Berle

  Christmas, Son, Lists

• My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry.

  Milton Berle

  Mother, Valentine, Heart

• I bought my son a bat for Christmas. On New Year's it flew away.

  Milton Berle

  Christmas, New Year, Son

• I bought my son an indestructible toy. Yesterday he left it in the driveway. It broke my car.

  Milton Berle

  Christmas, Son, Yesterday

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